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The Simpsons Movie was funny, yes, but it really did feel like just like one of those epic episodes of The Simpsons. Like the one where Bart goes to Australia. Or who shot Mr. Burns. Heck, it didn’t even feel like it spanned over an hour. Then again, the typical Simpsons episode has always an unrelated pre-plot (in the first 5 minutes) that leads to the main plot. It seems to be the writers’ challenge to link them.

Maybe it’s not so much of the movie feeling just like an epic episode, but that the episodes feel lengthy due to the pre-plot and main plot.

Also, I watched Transformers (the live action movie) again, finally, this time, paying, and this time, in Imax 2D (there is no 3D version. 🙁 ) The huge screen made it even harder to decipher the action (though after a while, I think I managed to identify who was hurling at who with my immense powers of observation.)

Dead Silence was cool. Amazing cinematography. Always cold blue faces. Cameos from the doll in Saw. A great attempt by the same director.

600mm F11!

This is a really backdated post.

I got myself a Cosina 70-210mm F2.8-4.0 Macro for Minolta/Sony A-mount for use on my Sony Alpha 100. This is also known as the famous Vivitar Series 1 70-210mm F2.8-4.0 Macro.

This has the same range as the Minolta 70-210mm F4.0 beercan lens I have, but it’s brighter at 70mm.

Cosina 70-210mm F2.8-4.0 apertures:
70mm onwards F2.8
85mm onwards F3.2
120mm onwards F3.5
150mm onwards F4.0

In comparison, the Cosina’s plus points are:
– brighter before 150mm
– has a focus limiter switch which is better than standard focus limiters
– focuses to 1:2.5x macro
– shorter and will fit in my bag with camera body attached
– can be used with my fussy Tamron 1.4x 4-element 5-pin teleconverter


210mm F4 with the Cosina.

The Cosina’s minus points:
– brightline bokeh is obvious
– chromatic aberration is easy to get, so you’d need to stop down to F5.6 for acceptable levels
– it’s a push-pull (no one-handed pinky finger zooming for me!)
– teleconverters exaggerate the spherical aberration and chromatic aberration

I won’t sell the beercan, because of its plus points:
– much better creamy bokeh
– sharp wide open, and superb at F5.6 and darker apertures
– teleconverters show that my beercan has very little spherical aberration or chromatic aberration so the image quality barely suffers


Cosina with the Tamron 1.4x to make 300mm F5.6.


Stopped down to F8 at 300mm.

So what’s special about the focus limiter switch on the Cosina?

It can lock the focus ring from:
– infinity to 2 meters (at this point focus is superbly fast because the gear ratio is different than in macro mode)
– 2 meters to 1.1 meters (when not at 210mm focal length)
– 2 meters to 0.84 meters (at 210mm focal length)
– infinity to 0.84 meters (no lock)

The locked range depends on where you lock it. It just prevents the ring from passing the 2 meter mark.

This is much better than a standard focus limiter on those big lenses, which let you choose either infinity to macro, or infinity to 2 meters.

This makes my encounters with Vivitar Series 1 lenses to total 3; I had the Cosina 19-35mm F3.5-4.5 for Pentax-AF K-mount (sold to Yee Wei), Vivitar Series 1 28-105mm F2.8-3.8 for Minolta/Sony A-mount, and of course this Cosina 70-210mm F2.8-4.0 for Minolta/Sony A-mount.

My run-ins with Vivitar also include the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 for Olympus Zuiko OM-mount, Vivitar 28-70mm F3.9-4.8 for Minolta MD-mount, and Vivitar 75-205mm F3.5-4.5 for Pentax K-mount with 2x matched teleconverter. I’ve never shot through the fungused 28-70mm, but I’ve touched a Vivitar 100mm F3.5 Macro and it was good.

I also got myself a Kenko Teleplus 4-element 8-pin 2x teleconverter for Minolta/Sony A-mount. This converter oddly changes my Minolta 50mm F1.4 into a 105mm F3.5 (though metering indicates a accurate 2-stop loss). Astoundingly, this works with all my lenses unlike my fussy Tamron 4-element 5-pin 1.4x teleconverter. Despite the warning that a teleconverter and lens will only work if the combined total is brighter or equal to F6.3 (e.g. F3.5 lens on a 2x teleconverter cannot be used), the 2x throws that rule out the window. I can use my Sony 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 lens (easily my darkest lens) at 140mm F11.

It is then that I learnt to appreciate the kit lens; it’s astounding even with the 2x teleconverter. Teleconverters expose the weakness of a lens and exaggerate it. The kit lens had little to no loss in quality… while the Minolta 50mm F1.4 just went super soft.

So what if I stacked my teleconverters together?


In order: Sony A100, Kenko Teleplus 2x MC4 teleconverter, Tamron 1.4x MC4 teleconverter, Cosina 70-210mm F2.8-4.0 lens. Accessories include generic right-angle finder and Sony HVL-F56AM flash. (I cannot stack the teleconverters in reverse due to a metal stub on the Tamron.)

You read that right – a 600mm F11!

No, wait.

A CCD-shift stabilized 600mm F11!

For under RM1000!

It lets me shoot at 1/60th of a second! It’s light as heck and fits in my tiny Lowepro Nova Mini AW camera bag. The beercan does, too, but a bit tightly.

So what about in-lens stabilization? Sorry, only certain Nikkor VR lenses can work with teleconverters (or, certain teleconverters work with Nikkor VR lenses). Haven’t read up on Canon’s though.

My Tamron 1.4x teleconverter is fussy, so while the beercan can also give 600mm F11 with better quality, it won’t be as practical.


Shot through a window in afternoon light. 600mm F16 1/60s ISO400.

The Sony A100 can only autofocus at F8 or brighter; at F11, this Cosina combo (which I will call the 600mm F11) is too full of spherical aberration when near focus, the camera cannot possibly focus.

Strangely, though, it is easier to manual focus. The lens feels great for manual focus, and when a black, backlit subject is out of focus, chromatic aberration leaks onto the black and turns it either purple or green. When the object is in focus, it is a solid black!

Alternatively, I could zoom out to 200mm F8 and auto-focus, then zoom in.

The 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 with 2x teleconverter at 140mm F11 is very easy to manual focus too; the entire image melts into spherical aberration softness, and it is very obvious when it is in focus. It feels like the outside matte surface of a split-prism viewfinder on ye olde Manual Focus SLRs. (Of which I have too many of.)


I later found a Tamron 2x 7-element 8-pin Minolta/Sony A-mount teleconverter, but I had already bought the Kenko! Ah heck, I tried it anyway for a 6x effect.


1200mm F22 1/80s ISO100. The camera reported an EXIF of 9999mm while my computer reported an EXIF of 65535mm. Apparently, it couldn’t count to 1200mm, heh. (Nearly focused) out-of-focus is pretty, and obvious.


1200mm F90 1/80s ISO400, still pretty stable. F90 is an errorneous number and it has the same focal length as the previous picture. I can’t remember if the CCD-shift was compensating like crazy.


My Minolta Dynax 7, Tamron 2x 7-element teleconverter, Kenko Teleplus 2x 4-element teleconverter, Tamron 1.4x 4-element teleconverter, Tamron 100mm F3.5 Macro lens. This famous lens allows close focus to 1:2 magnification, and 1:1 magnification with the supplied screw-on lens. This combo gives 3:1 magnification!


65535mm (actually, 100mm 2x 2x 1.4x 600mm) F51 1/125s ISO100. This is a speaker grille at Keat Camera.

Frankly, I found little difference in image quality between the 7-element Tamron and my 4-element Kenko. Results may vary.

So how far can the Sony A100 count?

1000mm.


1000mm F16 1/15 ISO1600. This was with the Sony 500mm F8 reflex mirror lens. It can still (try to) auto-focus! At such slow speeds it cannot be ascertained if it was handshake or motion blur.


500mm F8 1/13 ISO400. Look ma, no donuts! It is up to the photographer, once acquainted with a reflex mirror lens, to hide or emphasize donut-shaped bokeh.


Stopping down my 600mm F11 provided better results. It goes down to F64! At this point any dust on the sensor becomes small and manageable. This is also where I wish for an Olympus Super-Sonic Wave Filter anti-dust solution, because that’s the only one that really works. Shot at 600mm F64 1/160s ISO1600.


600mm F64 1/40s ISO400.


My pride. 600mm F11 1/2s ISO400. Half a second handheld! Handshake and softness is of course apparent, but the size of the subject makes it less relevant.


600mm F11 1/30s ISO1600. When I shot this I didn’t know that light in the sky was Venus. Or was it Saturn?


280mm F7.1; possibly the Cosina at 140mm with the 2x. Its brightline bokeh is very obvious here.


600mm F16 1/80s ISO400, for the birds. Any shorter focal length would need you to step closer… and the birds would fly away. This makes shooting in a bird park a lot easier because them birds don’t fly away.


600mm makes for espionage!


I spy smashpOp!


I spy my boss!


I spy on the police!


I spy the Fujifilm building!


Big macro zooms, left to right: Minolta Dynax 7 with Kenko 2x, Tamron 1.4x and Cosina 70-210mm F2.8-4.0 Macro; Pentax P30t with Vivitar 2x matched teleconverter with Vivitar 75-205mm F3.5-4.5; Olympus OM-2000 with Vivitar 2x teleconverter with Soligor 70-220mm F3.5 Macro.

Add 1:2.5x magnification with a 3x magnification from the teleconverters to get 3:2.5x or 1.2:1!

So where’s the customary shot of all my Minolta-mount lenses? It’s not here, because there’s yet another I didn’t mention, and another on its way. This isn’t even the last of the geek entries, I assure you that.

Tampered Men Tell


4th July 2007: Tempered Mental‘s album launch at Laundry Bar. The album, titled The View From Here, features 10 solid songs of the progressive metal/rock variety. As a fan of them since the very first gig I had been to in the original No Black Tie, where I first saw them, this was a long-awaited album.

However, none of the songs overlap with the previous Honestly single (which had, well… 7 songs) so we got mostly fresh works with the great Greg Henderson on production. Then, there’s Trust which I downloaded from their official site a looong looong time ago.

Why no local independent band has an album out with more than 10 proper songs, I don’t know. However, Tempered Mental could have added those 7 songs from the single in to beat complete the record. However, it might sound disconnected because the album has funky effects applied to the vocals (which I took a while to get used to) while the single doesn’t.


From left: Jack on guitar, Melina William on bass and vocals, Jimmy on drums, Greg the producer.

The album I got at the launch had a misprinted cover and a missing third page. However, I’d like to think of these as rare editions. 😀

Oh, and my name is there in the thank yous! Go look.


Guess who I bumped into? Grace and my little Transformers Movie Barricade.


Melina, always looking effortless when singing and playing complex basslines. Jimmy drums in the back.


Jack the ripper shredder.


Funky graphics played on the screens behind.


For once, Laundry Bar looked extremely well-lit.


Jimmy the master of groove. He is one of the few rock drummers who know how not to hit too hard, so the rest of the band does not have to pump up the volume and make it difficult for everyone.


Slyde looks lost.


Vig shows us how it’s done with just a Nikon D200 and Nikkor AF-D 35mm F2.0.

They performed Superstar, Undone, Nothingness, Open, Cross and Design. Unfortunately, they did not have a second set. Price and where to get the album will be available once their uh… manager gets back to me.

Here’s Johnny!

Ever since I posted a certain entry about a certain interesting specimen, everyone has been demanding a blog entry for their birthday. Actually, I think that’s easier than getting something for somebody, especially when I don’t know what to get. Or when I’m broke. So yeah, Happy Birthday Awesome Possum! (I think it’s obvious that I did not come up with such a nickname.)


Red-haired rebel.


We went for Carl’s Jr. in One Utama. Such fast food joy! Heinz sauce makes a smile. Crispy, crunchy bacon. Unlimited refillable soft drinks… and iced lemon tea!


We found out that we have practically the same tongue. We went to Bestari, Desa Sri Hartamas, ordered double Indomee, and I poked my egg yolk to dribble it on the mee and mix it with the sauce… to look and find that she was doing the same thing! Surreal. Like seeing oneself eat in the mirror. We also collide on tastes in Mamee snack noodle and Nando’s. I can’t remember what else though.


Circular sofas! I love sofas, especially circular ones! The place wasn’t that crowded so we could hog that table.

Blame It On The Rain

A quick update.

I spent my last working day at the All-Asia Broadcast Center facility last Friday, 27th July 2007, where I spent 2412 days. The big heads upstairs relocated the technological workforce to a building somewhat nearby.

It was this Monday morning that I was looking forward to. I’d get on the company bus to the same old building, then take a sunny morning walk through Technology Park, soaking in the smell of trees and the sound of birds chirping.

Of course, the grand rule of Monday dictated that I was to have no such grand entry; instead, it had to rain on my parade.

And so, I blog this, sitting at my old Xfresh office, nicknamed The Fishtank, from another workstation, with no pictures. My workstation, ah! It lies beyond, when the rain is over. The promise of a faster Internet connection, without sharing a 2 megabit line with over a thousand users, might be enough to summon such foolhardy walking in the rain.

If I sneeze profusely the next time I see you, you’ll know why.

Stare This Way

Hooray it’s filler!


You gotta climb some stairs before getting on this escalator. Hooray!


I don’t quite understand why Sg. Wang has an external stairway.


Sultan Ismail STAR LRT. Hooray to those who bring cameras around everywhere!

Crossed Back Here

28th June 2007 was Crossborders at Laundry Bar! After more than two months of not going there for gigs, I returned… to find about nobody familiar other than the people who work there.


First up was alt-rocking Hujan.


Ho yeah!


They seem to be working the screens above much more, now.


As always, I am trying different post-processing looks.


Jeffrey Little of Prana, on percussion for Pure Vibracion.


“Ooo, isn’t that someone’s brother?”


Everybody reggae!


Put your dreads in the air…


…and wave them red yellow greens!


This is how you ska. As always, every reggae outfit must play a Bob Marley song. Which makes me wonder if he was the only relevant reggae artiste.


Next up: Inspirational Joni. Dancy dancy!


This Indonesian band brought a massive crowd… and at least 8 cases of crowd-surfing to Laundry Bar. Amazing!


Shout, stomp, rock to the anthem. They had a healthy dose of electro and punk. Most reminiscent of The Clash and Republica, perhaps.


…and where were hot Indonesian chicks like these when I went to Bandung? I love her swept hair. Very CFM-ish.


Not just one, two surfers! The singer was thanking the crowd for totally rocking out. (I’m guessing you can’t do that in Indonesia… but then, the way no safety gates are built there around construction, I’d think they wouldn’t care.)


I’ve got a fever and the cure is more cowbell! Sexiness multiplied.


That guy with red pants must’ve been up at least 5 times.

The Part Cheer

And now, for the finale of the Bandung company trip; we had to stop by Jakarta while waiting for our flight because we had to check out of the hotel.


But first, a final breakfast buffet.


The Vivitar Series 1 28-105mm F2.8-3.8 lens is blistering sharp at 105mm F8. The bokeh gets better then, too.


A possible gig venue.


Bronze men pump your water.


A&W in Jakarta is weird; their root beer float ice-cream does not float! Very wrongly done.


I tried to make a long exposure on the travelator. While bending down and holding the camera, the travelator stopped! I think it had an optical sensor at a certain height.


My ex-boss, JFK, the guy I owe a lot to. He has exposed me to so many things and continues to pimp me to oppurtunities.


Relaxing in the executive lounge of Jakarta Airport.


Pimpin’. Thanks JFK for getting us in!


Lobby.


Shaz steals my camwhoring moment on the plane.


Spot the air stewardess!


Richard having a quiet read.


50mm F1.4 ISO400 at a whopping 1.3 seconds. Hooray for my Sony Alpha 100’s SuperSteadyShot!


Customs crushed my new Vivitar Series 1 28-105mm F2.8-3.8 lens box. Thank goodness they didn’t take the receipt, and that the lens was with me. No biggie, since I was intending to keep the lens anyway.

Part 4: Bisa Kamera
Part 3: Whirled Canoe
Part 2: Ban Dung
Part 1: On A Plane

Bisa Kamera


In Bandung, Indonesia, food courts are surprisingly clean and have unsticky floors, despite how dinky the shopping mall is!


McDonalds serves meals with rice instead of fries by default. Their cups are also plastic, which is much better for takeaway as it avoids the paper base from melting.


A guitar shop in the shopping mall next to Hyatt Regency Bandung. Spot the Zakk Wylde Epiphone Les Paul! They also had tiny ukelele-sized steel-string acoustic guitars. I wanted to buy one, if only I had a hard luggage bag to bring it back with. 🙁


Soap Bubble Man.


Jonas Photo, in Riau Street. Half the shop was selling photo frames! It seems that the Indonesians are big on photo frames. Every other photo shop was occupied half by picture frames!


The other half had interesting gadgets, like the Lensbaby and Lensbaby 2.0. However, the price was much higher than what you could get online. They had them in Pentax, Canon and Nikon mounts, though an A-mount one for my Sony Alpha 100 could be gotten online.


I held the lens in front of my camera to try it anyway. I didn’t feel like it was that easy to get a strong effect despite tilting the camera up and tilting the lens towards the subject.

Lens prices were somewhat cheaper, but the warranty might be local; hence, it would be more worth getting second-hand old lenses that are sturdier with less internal components (in-lens stabilization, silent focus motors, electronic aperture diaphragms, which are all prone to breaking down.)


Railway blues. The tracks are not covered; it seems that the Indonesians are lightfooted and are able to evade death swiftly.


Catnapping.


A man carrying his huge stash home.

Classic Rock Cafe. I wish I went on the 2:30am bus from Embassy Club to this instead; this was my kinda thing! I only found it the next morning while in Braga Street to visit…


Kamal Photo. They have such old gems! The Canon 50mm F1.2 FD mount (manual focus.)


I found a Tamron 20-40mm F2.8-3.5 for Minolta/Sony A-mount, which surprisingly worked with my fussy Tamron 1.4x teleconverter. It was new but its rubber grip was peeling from ages of being kept, I suppose.


I zoomed the Vivitar Series 1 28-105mm F2.8-3.8 lens all the way to 110mm at 1/10s (to test 4 stops of SuperSteadyShot) and got this crispy goodness. This was at F5.0.


I knew then, that I had to have this lens! This is not even a 100% crop yet.


I liked the gala night, as I could take pictures with random chicks, and dance with them too! The haze on top is some smudge I accidentally got on my kit lens.


Most other pictures will be omitted due to their incriminatory nature. I’m sure this guy doesn’t mind as he has already posted such pictures on his blog. 😀

(And yes, this was shot with my wonderful new 28-105mm F2.8-3.8.)

Part 3: Whirled Canoe
Part 2: Ban Dung
Part 1: On A Plane