Category Archives: Poems

Morning Tire

I woke from my slumber to find a low corner
The Perodua Rusa on the side of the driver had a flat tire
So we jacked it higher to remove hubbed rubber but the nuts were tighter
With no grip or power we released it lower

Nuts! Jacking in reverse!
Get the stick to beat up people with, first!
You’d know better than to mess with us.
Yep, my dad was a violent genius.

We tried to replace but we faced a shortened base because this case
Had just as much air so we left it there
A plan was hatched, sounding far fetched
So we took turns to jump on the bicycle pump
We did not measure the internal pressure
But what do you know? Soon it was up and ready to go

Killer Loop

I shared files today when done I hit play
I like MP3 and the OGG
WMA can come KMA
So just let me be with my free copy
The introduction mode of transmission
Aided by the chip helps your data ship
The circulation subject to action
The grip holds the trip causing loss of sleep
The affividat is a money spat
Where the legalese imposed a freeze
Citing it a threat unless terms are met
Is it a sick wheeze or just a small sneeze?
Looping all day long tell me what is wrong
Looping all day long what is with this song?

The Common Flu

(Picture withheld for sanitary purposes.)

Sickness is my woe it was all yellow
An unending flow flew out with a blow
Clogging up my head to Eustachians spread
Tonal barricade, nasal exit red
In two days later I was no better
I met the doctor to get a letter
From my description I got prescription
My wallet will burn for medication
Pills I had to pop in hope it will stop
Fall short and can’t top sucking a cough drop
People alternate to reciprocate
Makes me reinstate my medical fate
It’s the common flu, you will get it too
Come to my rescue, rid me of this goo

Digital Sand

Digital Sand (digitalsand.jpg, 3190 bytes)

I’m bound to the screen slave to the machine
Seems my ears have been clogged with paraffin
I feel commotion from deprivation
Waiting from station to destination
My face wears two bags without robes or rags
My response time lags resulting in nags
In a zombie state I live my life late
Waking up can wait regardless of date
Inside I’ve a shore and tide’s yet to pour
I need to sleep more hours than just four

Sides


I was frustated and very bothered when I did this. All live, no racking-through-words-to-rhyme. I was lazy to bother with syllables as well.

Had you no choice? Had you no voice?
A fence separates where tension escalates
Your balance tires on the barb wires
Quickly! Pick a side! You don’t know why inside
You can’t share the opinion of the opposition
Go on, revolt! You have no salt
So begins the assault with the movement of fault
You support your friends, there’s no ‘depends’
From strong bonds you sap and rise in step
It soon becomes mockery of true anarchy
Free thought has no charge because we get it in small regular and large

Play Safe

U


Low vasculation needs consultation
Lack of excitement means all are dormant
Diamond prescription or manual suction
Makes those innocent stand in agreement
While waiting to fill one tastes the lacteal
Two lips for the love below, not above
A zesty tonsil is touched upon will
Could a stretchy glove tingle every nerve?
An upstream rough patch is a sniff and scratch
Three letters stated make you infected
Carriers will dispatch their goods in a stretch
If pain is spilt blood, disaster’s a flood
Let the pinkish flare as passengers stare
Is a hollow pear for many to share?

The 13 Day Sonnet

13 days bring upon me irony
13 days was what my mother gave me
13 days late and I would be early
13 days of missed youth makes one envy
13 days that I’d call myself lucky
13 days or dead men I would study
13 days skipped scrolls not in History
13 days or learn terminology
13 days saved me some books to carry
13 days adds my hunch being more heavy
13 days spares white cells from expiry
13 days to end but I’ve no worry
13 days left in 1983
13 days or school would feed poetry

Probably Not You

Double yourself now to speak ghetto, wow
You claim heritage to the champions’ stage
Blasting in your flow cloning on the go
But allies engage in such self-damage
Assumed innocent in your old convent
Bring on a campaign that is just profane
How’d we circumvent this predicament?
While still being humane without getting slain?
What’s with your missives? Peppered expletives?
Speak genitalia, no better idea?
From your front waste leaves, please use laxatives
Calm down your magma, form tropicana
Please flip the left switch so we won’t twitch
Small Romans will hitch with yours truly’s pitch

SQL Sonnet

Column, row, table in a database
Field, record, table it’s also known as
Normalization reduces space waste
Indexing reduces the searching stress
Primary keys and foreign keys help link
Some tables together logically
Before change the DBMS must think
Of constraints because orphans are messy
If you screw up you can try to roll back
Provided you’ve committed old changes
Otherwise you will notice that you lack
The important data of old ages
If this techie talk sounds fictitious, well
It’s as real as letters S, Q and L

P.S. My exams are next week. The answers I seek.

Bachelor Under Reproductive Pressure Sonnet

Bachelor Under Reproductive Pressure (burp.gif, 1894 bytes)

Isolation has caused desperation
Peer pressure to lure her ever so pure
Action? Hesitation, for rejection
Failure to steer nearer for feared torture
Age is no cage to engage the last stage
To stick the prick or at least get it licked
Is hard, so find a sage or pay a wage
Sick fics and pics but helps onanistic
The tease of birds and bees sleaze makes one seize
The slide’s sides won’t collide, it’s a smooth ride
Released in peace, the greased beast pleased and ceased
One’s pride so wide once gratified inside
A moniker like Bachelor Under
Reproductive Pressure, BURP I prefer