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Ban Dung

I had three objectives on my company trip to Bandung:

1) Find Krispy Kreme donuts
2) Find old second-hand camera lenses
3) Have Indomee


Krispy Kreme was only in Jakarta, so we had to settle for J.Co, their local variant. The donut I tried had softer bread and was sweeter. However, I later found out that Big Apple in The Curve is exactly the same!


Fred Flintstone’s favorite hangout.


Art students and their wall.


Action figures at least twice life size at Jeans Street. Collect them all!

You may notice that the pictures have different aspect ratios; some are from my Canon Powershot A520, because we tourists had been warned not to wield big cameras when alone lest we get cornered and robbed.


For real, yo!

Clothes are cheap, yes, but they’re not necessarily original per se, though the abundance of clothes factories there means the quality is comparable.


In Bandung, their philosophy is simple; you can get off anytime you like.


Even their pedestrian bridges reflect that. Just hop off if you decide that you don’t need to cross the road!


Most construction does not need scaffolding. Oddly, they don’t have roadworks, just buildings under construction.


Yep, everything is open and unprotected.


An Indomee stall! We paid about RM8 in total for three bowls of Indomee and three bottles of Teh Botol! This was the darkest, dinkiest place we could find in Jeans Street.

It tasted like the wet version of Indomee. I prefer the dry version, which some colleagues say they found. At least I didn’t bring back food poisoning, yay!


A rarity – a caged pet. Elsewhere, snakes and exotic animals are sold by the roadside, not in cages!


Always wanted a ninja?


Dinner at Kampung Daun. Spot the Adam C and Ean and Sham and Anu! I don’t know why I am leaning in when I know it’s my Peleng 8mm F3.5 circular fisheye!


I know what you’re thinking.


Waiting for the bus to bring us to the club. Yeah, we’re cool that way.


At Embassy’s first floor, they had a thriving music scene. The music was real; it was electro, trance with vocalists, and the deejay was really mixing in beats instead of playing track by track and transitioning them. It’s great that their clubs support live music, instead of just playing R&B hits to make tits bounce.

(Yes, I skipped bringing my Sony A100 for my tiny Canon Powershot A520.)


They even had dudes on laptops just to program…


A projection!

Towards 1:30am, the crowd died down, and you could see it was just them and their fans. Still, it was much better than the average crowd in Malaysia.

We even went up to the second floor, since we could get in for just RM10. Colleagues were hesitant at first, but when we climbed up the stairs, we saw lots of chicks queueing up to enter!

And so, we paid.

You know how it is that bad lighting makes people look better?

This was not the case; in fact, they looked worse. The only hot chicks were the guest relation officers who only surrounded those who opened bottles and had tables.

They conned us! They put hot chicks outside, so people would pay, expecting more chicks inside!

(And yes, I find the Indonesian intonation to be a turn-off.)

On A Plane


And now, for the long awaited…


Company trip to Bandung! But first, notice what they call the KL Monorail now. It’s the KL Multimedia (on the other side the sign said KL Monorail, oddly.)


Duty free at the LCCT.


7am 14th June 2007.


My first conscious memory of being on a plane! (The last time was as a baby.) Hence you will see a bit more plane shots than is necessary.


Fluffy!


I’d finally travelled outside my timezone of +800 GMT.


Looking out the window with a polarizer makes for abundant rainbows.


Infrared on my Canon Powershot A520 with a Hoya R72 filter.


I wonder if anybody kills time on a plane playing Monopoly.


Welcome to Jakarta!


Jakarta International Airport. Its external waiting area reminded me of the old Subang International Airport, with its musky old feel.


We took a 3-4 hour bus journey to Bandung, passing Jakarta, which had many a river.


Gotta love them old muscle-looking cars; they were everywhere! Also, lots of Japanese and Korean cars were seen around.


Hyatt Regency Bandung.


What better way to measure how many floors a hotel has than with a Peleng 8mm F3.5 circular fisheye?


I should’ve shot this in portrait orientation to make the room look like a cat’s eye.


The spacious toilet with locking door! (I’ve had it with people barging into the toilet for I have such luck as to get unlockable toilet doors most of the time. We were lucky then.)

Rock Out!

On the 16th of May, 2007, 11:30pm, I was in Midvalley, having finally watched Spiderman 3. (Thanks Chez!)

As we walked to the toilet, loud music blared through the public announcement speakers at maximum volume. It was Gary Moore! It was his extended Still Got The Blues shred! I was like, “YEAAAHHH ROCK ON MIDVALLEY!


The rest of the crowd did not think so. Girls covered their ears, and guys could be seen with white papers crumpled up in their ears! This was a primarily Chinese crowd, though.

(Pardon the quality; it was a screen capture of a video recorded with my Nokia N70.)

They played a hard rock greatest hits CD. Guns & Roses – Knocking On Heaven’s Door, Ugly Kid Joe – Cats In The Cradle, Creedence Clear Revival – Have You Ever Seen The Rain?, Def Leppard, Scorpions etc.

As we went around the mall, I was hoping to spot a group of Malay mat rockers in a corner somewhere, with skinny torn jeans and a curly mess of long hair, and air-guitar along with them.

Unfortunately, I did not spot any even in the car park where it was still blaring away.

I was enjoying every bit of it.

The next night, I was there at a similiar time, but the music volume was considerably lower. Also, because I had just watched Sumo-Lah! with a Malay crowd, they did not seem perturbed by the music at all.

I wish I whipped out my camera; instead I was trying to record a video of people looking annoyed at the music.

Sedap Giler Babi

Because I don’t want to spoil the record of a blog a day (unlike a blog whose URL is http://a-blog-a-day.blogspot.com who is not updated daily) I will include a filler.

This happened today:

Chinese Taxi Driver: You ni Cina ker? (Are you Chinese?)
Me: Uh… Yeah. Tapi tak boleh cakap Cina lah. Dengar boleh. (But I can’t speak Chinese. I can understand it though.)
CTD: Aiyo! Itu macam tak boleh. You pernah kena fakk? (That should not be! Have you been screwed?)
Me: Yeah… tapi I boleh order lah. Char Siew Fan, Tar Pao. Mai Tan. (Yeah, but I can order. Barbequed pork rice, take away, call for the bill.)
CTD: YAAA! BABI SEDAP OOO!

For some reason, the way he said it it was so hilarious. Oh, and it means “YEAH! Pork is delicious!

The second funniest pork-related phrase I’d heard was “BAAABIII?!? HARAAAM TUH!

In other words, pork is against one’s religion if one is a Muslim.

Ice, Ice Baby

I was on the PUTRA LRT on evening, from Pasar Seni to KL Sentral, standing next to a glass pane. A white-haired Chinese man with glasses sat on the seat just behind the glass. From where I stood, I had a bird’s eye view of his balding head.

He coughed profusely, and I could not help but look. He was typing a message:

To: Ice wife, Mary
On the train now
going to reach
the station.

I snickered.

Maybe when I’m married and old, I’ll call my wife an Ice wife, too.

It was then that my mom messaged me, and I realized why he called her Ice wife! My mom was ICE in my phonebook.

In the UK, people save a loved one’s number as ICE, short for In Case of Emergency. This is so that if you suddenly collapse in the street, a paramedic/hospital staff can dial the number saved as ICE and ask if the person has any allergies and health complications, etc. (My dad’s not the toxicologist in the family and can’t remember what each member’s allergies are, plus he doesn’t carry his phone around, so he’s not the ICE, ICE baby.)

There’s also a hoax going around saying that if you save a number as ICE you’ll get charged premium rates. Ignore those.

And now, for a random conversation quip inspired by the very funny Just Sewjin:

Kingsley, Asyraf and I were having supper.

Albert: So, right, I was in Bentley Music back in 2004, and I was showing MW which electric guitar I wanted to buy, the lickable butterscotch Ibanez GSA 370-QM, and then I realized there and then that it had 22 frets and not 24! I was dashed!
Kingsley: Oh man!
Asyraf: Er, what’s the difference between 22 and 24 frets?
Albert: It’s like uh… the difference between a 50mm F1.8 and a 50mm F1.4 lens.
Asyraf: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Okay, so it’s not funny. But his blog is.

Here’s a lazy pimp to something for otakus, but because Dustyhawk calls me an 455 I’ll just put one link.
C2AGE: Cosplay, Comic, Anime and Games Convention

Fisheye, Hi!


Fun with the Pro Tama 0.45x wide-angle converter is when I have time to stroll about downtown KL! Masjid Jamek, this is.


I have never seen such a magnificent, beautiful, ripe, perfect ass. I had never felt such a strong urge to just… take a picture of it. This picture does not do justice to it, or the lucky monorail seat that it graced.

It must be my innate Ass Man talking.

Pardon the overexposure, my Vivitar 24mm F2.0’s aperture lever was misaligned.


Berjaya Times Square.


Shaz Da Coffee Ladies Man.


YS Camera, SS2, where I bought ASA 1600 film.


What, are you calling me a chicken?


When the cars stop, I will leap over the road!


All this and more, in Petaling Street. Note the sharp flare caused by the wide-angle converter.


I was just walking about with my camera, and this guy asked me to take his picture. I did point out that there was no way for me to give him a picture straight away.


Rames. When I remove the macro part of the wide-angle converter, it becomes a fish-eye! All shots at F22 for maximum apparent focus because it needs the lens to focus to like 5cm near.


Spot the shoes!


Flash and a long exposure.


Bounced flash. Yes, your nose can touch it and you’d still have a view of what’s around you.


smashpOp jumps, fish-eye style.


CK and Cherrie.


Bigheadbigheadbighead!


Damn my shoes!


Designer versus designer.


Remember, no touching the face!


Insert your own action sound bubble here.

Wide-Eyed Wanderer

Wide-angle goodness with the Pro Tama 0.45x wide angle converter on my Sony A100 with 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 lens.


I walked around downtown KL with the wide-angle converter.


I like how the arch roof coincides with the vignetting caused by the converter having an exit of only 67mm.


Guess that trashcan! Not.


Somewhere near Choon How‘s place.


A satellite dish uncurves itself.


Bukit Jalil LRT.


Masjid Jamek.


The view from the Maharajalela monorail station.


…down there.


The reduced size of these landscape-oriented pictures represents how significantly I think of them. Or maybe I just felt a pang of guilt for everyone’s bandwidth.


From the Pasar Seni LRT station.


From inside an LRT, a few meters away from previous picture.


One of the Star LRT stations. (From this picture onwards I was using the Olympus OM-2000 with Vivitar 24mm F2.0 lens.)


Sungei Wang!


Artsy Nine Inch Nails-style album cover.


Shophouses near where I live. The exposures are all screwed because the lens aperture lever was misaligned, causing the meter to suggest overexposure.


Optimus Prime, on my Canon Powershot A520 (35mm equivalent) using only the fisheye element of the wide angle converter.

Estranged And A Party

Estranged – In Hating Memory Album (re)Launch, at Laundry Bar, 28th February 2007.

Yes, once upon a time, it was called Estranged – In Hating Memory the EP. Back when it was launched in The New Paul’s Place. Now it includes a new hit single, Itu Kamu, and remastered sound!

Once upon a time, it was also one of the bands I saw at my first ever No Black Tie gig. I even went up to the then bassist and started lushing praises.


Bel C the emcee! Where’s my free tee?


Guest bands included Triple6Poser, with Khai on guitar.


Eddy on blues harp and vocals. How’d I do that effect? Whenever I flash I shoot in Shutter Priority, and adjust the shutter speed to let in enough light. The camera will balance the flash accordingly, and it helps to hide the effect of harsh direct flash. This was 1/10th of a second, F5.6, ISO400.


Breakin’ string blues.


King of the low end.


Stonebay, grunge outfit.


They Will Kill Us All, kickass indie rock with vocalist dancing about. Excellent showmanship!


Slap that mike.


This is one of the rare times I use Photoshop’s Hue/Saturation/Lightness to boost magenta saturation.


And then there was Estranged!


1/13s on Hanafi.


Andy weeps that he never gets the limelight. Well at least he appeared on giant billboards before.


It’s the Abang Rom of ROTTW Magazine!


Richael croons.


I thought Itu Kamu was a suspiciously Indonesian-rock-sounding song. I say Jual Keluar!


We still rock, you know.


CK slaps.


One of those rare zoom and flash slow-synced pictures that work. 1/13s for subtlety.


Bel: Okay guys show’s over now go check out my travel show on 8TV 9:30pm Wednesday nights!


Kami bukan black metal. AFUNDI RICH!

My first ever picture on the Sony A100 with internal flash causing red eyes! A rarity indeed.


Fast forward to 17th March 2007, Khai-Lee’s housewarming/secret singer-songwriter/open-mike gig/party.


This picture cracks me up every time! Doesn’t she look like a certain Towke Cina of a live music venue?


It was a fun night. We all played rock covers, sang along, especially to the solos! Dave Grohl and Jack Black would’ve been proud.


Sing yourself to sleep. I finally got to see Yu-Ri‘s amazing human jukebox capabilities. He can figure out the chords to about any pop song!

Fireworks, And Then Fireworks

What did I do on December 31st, 2006?

I went to two parties.


One had a view which spanned three fireworks launches, like this one in front of the National Museum.


(Okay, so the same spot was the best; KLCC was too smoky and the other one was quite beyond and not as frequent.)


Tilted sideways. Nothing fancy here because I only brought my little Canon Powershot A520, and it’s not as steady as shooting fireworks with the camera pointed upwards. 🙁

At the second party, already January 1st, 2007, the party had died down, and I sat down on a couch. This chick next to me asked me to sign the guestbook.


She didn’t quite recognize it. “Is it a robot?

I don’t have to be cool (or uncool) to know it’s definitely not organic.

This Iranian dude came up to her, sat next to her, and continued a previous conversation.

So you’re a lawyer? I saw you and thought you were a writer! Somebody in the creative line. You know, you have really nice hands. Hands of a writer.

He then examines her hands gently.

You know, creative people have longer, slender fingers.

I looked over, and her fingers were much shorter than her palm! Not only that, she was sitting somewhat rigidly, fitting her lawyer occupation. Pickup line fail brader.

He left to get a drink, and she turned to me and asked if I was alright. “You were so still, I thought your friend was drawing your sketch!” (My friend was facing me, scribbling in the guestbook.)

No, I was just staring into space.

…okay, actually, I was eavesdropping. Heh. It’s always amusing to hear a guy pick up a girl. Did it work?

No… but he was interesting.

He returned with more lines. “You know, I like that look of yours. It’s like slightly annoyed. I think you’d look very sexy when you’re angry. If I saw you in a bar, you know, I’d just go up to you, kiss you, and then talk.

They then talked about politics, and travelling in the Middle East. I dozed off.

I’m not sure if he leaned over to kiss her, as turning would blow my cover.

She then left, as her transport was leaving.

Chapter Two

The Iranian dude then chats up my friend. At this point I wasn’t in earshot and didn’t bother, but the friend I came with and I gossipped about it. I quickly gave her the 411 on his attempt on the lawyer, to see if he’d repeat the same things.

Soon, his hand reached over her back.

We went across the hall to sit elsewhere, out of earshot but still able to see them.

Are they kissing, Albert?
No, you can see his head is at that angle… and she’s nodding.
Are they kissing now, Albert?
No, not yet… I can still hear him talking somewhat.

OOO! Now they’re kissing! See her head’s like tilted. Oh now they’re talking. Okay now they’re kissing.

He then examined her hands. Aha! He did use that trick after all.

We then left the hall to leave them to have fun.


I found this rather disturbing view from a room window.

Morning came, and they were cuddled up on the couch, all lovey-dovey and holding hands. “Let’s go for breakfast!

As we sat in a mamak in daylight, it was then that we saw the Iranian dude in his full uh… glory. Unibrow, bushy chest, big nose, and ugly, cavity-full yellowed teeth! He looked alright in the dark, cool and suave even, but in daylight we got quite a shock.

Me and my two female friends all looked at each other, sharing the same expression. This was something we could make fun of her for years!

I never quite believed in beer goggles until this experience.

She was, however, still putting her hand on his lap.

In the middle of a conversation, he pulled out a green wine bottle from under the table and drank it. That was a most comical moment indeed.

So I’ll send you back to your apartment?” my friend asked.

Nah it’s cool, I’ll take a cab back.” he said.

We got in the car.

AIYEE! OH MY GOD! I can’t believe I made out with that guy!
Yeah, but you were all so lovey-dovey right?
Yeah, he so thinks I’m gonna call. He gave me his number but I didn’t give him mine.
Wow, that’s smart.
Yeah, lucky I did that. You know, in the morning lying beside him, I realized that hey, I didn’t even know his name!

I’m glad for her and that little plot twist. 😀


As I walked home after it all, my road was sprinkled beautifully. Welcome 2007! (I’m not that lagged; I bumped into a lot of people at Laundry Bar on the 11th of January but everybody wished me Happy New Year anyway.)

He’s In Fashion

I was walking around Subang Parade once, and I bumped into April and Jaymee.

Hey Albert! We weren’t sure it was you! We were like looking from afar and wondering, ‘Is that him? I don’t remember him looking that scruffy…’

Well excuuuse me, I’m in fashion. No, literally. In fashion! In “In Fashion“!


From left to right: Nadya, me, Diane

Needless to say, I bought it. First time I was in a magazine! (Well okay, that’s not true.)

However, the rest of the magazine seemed to be a Sungei Wang catalogue. Which reminds me of this conversation:

Ahbert: Su Zhen aaa! Come to Moonshine on Thursday aaa! I dowan to look like the only Sungei Wang representative wor.
Su Zhen: But hor, Thursday hor, I’ve got plans already hor. 😛
Ahbert: Ya, lain kali je la beb. 😉
Su Zhen: Haha ewww, poyo giler! LOL ok bye. 🙂
Ahbert: Eleh sombong dah, lepak dengan Siti-Siti dan Anuar-Anuar yang femes dan sewaktu dengannya. Aku pun nak bla! Issh. Ambik kau.
Su Zhen: Oh my god laa aku ni masih ingat kampungku, bumi yang aku pijak ok. 🙂 Haha kidding la aiyo it’s not a big deal. 😛 Silly. Hey this weekend the ASTRO show is at Klang. Come come if you want? 🙂 Teehee.
Ahbert: KLANG?!? Alamak katak! Kau tau tak, kat sana mereka semua MAKAN BABI! Tak halal tu beb!!! Berdosa tau! Aku tak boleh la, aku jadi roadie Broken Scar kat Rock The World 7. Dapat crew tag tau, boleh lepak backstage. Fuwaa!
Su Zhen: FOCKER!! Oh macam tu laaa, kawan kawan dengan Brokenscar tu tak nak kawan dengan I la nih… Funkysocks pun bagus tau… ok la you pergi dengan kawan kawan you yang Berbrokenscar itu, lagi glamour. Hmph. Bye! LOL.
Ahbert: Memang pun. 😛 Jangan tak rock beb. Bai!!!
Su Zhen: Cis! Cheebye! 😛
Ahbert: You nii kan, lepak dengan budak Klang semua makan babi, tak baik tau! Baik ko bertaubat. Kalau sudah sesat jalan, baik kau tanya Mawi. Itu dia budak yang baik.
Su Zhen: Eh, kita semua lepak kat hotel ok, tak dibenarkan pergi keluar, I think so, don’t worry, takde babi kat hotel. 😛 Haha ok bye!
Ahbert: Fuhh lega aku. Orait cik manis! Gudnait!

* Su Zhen’s name has been changed to protect her privacy.

It always cracks me up when a non-Muslim says “Maaakan baaabi“. 😀 You gotta say it in a most exaggerated manner.

In the meantime, more event pimping:

What: Moonshine: a homemade acoustic show
Where: Laundry Bar, The Curve
When: 9:45pm, Thursday 14th December 2006
How Much: Free entry, but if you see a hottie buy him/her a drink and maybe, write him/her a message on tissue paper. Just remember to get the waiter/waitress to point out who you are.
Who: Ferns, Flatline, Naked Breed, Stonebay

More details here.

What: Rock The World 7
Where: Stadium Merdeka
When: 3pm, Saturday 16th December 2006
How Much: RM25 per entry; first 5000 entries get a free Rock The World 7 T-shirt
Who: 50 artists over 3 stages

The full list and timetable is at http://www.rocktheworld.com.my. If one act is not your thing, walk to another stage! If that’s not your thing either, walk to another! How great is that?

I’ve had the Rock The World 4 shirt from long time ago, and it’s still good and bright. (I didn’t get to win the 5th and 6th shirt. 🙁 )

I’m going for Moonshine and Rock The World 7.

Oh, and if rock is not your thing, but you want to see local artistes (and if you think Funky Socks are hot):

What: Gegak Gemilang Astro
Where: Padang Pandamaran, Klang, Selangor
When: 9am-11:30pm, Saturday 16th December 2006
How Much: I think it’s free. Just say you’re a fan of Funky Socks. 😀
Who: Anuar Zain, Erra Fazira, Adibah Noor, Aznil Hj. Nawawi, Mawi, Zahid, Faizal, Vince, Farhan, Farah, Marsha, Idayu, annnd Funky Socks!