Spin Doctors


Take a good look at the image and guess what I’m about to talk about here.

(No, the Japanese bento meal I had earlier had nothing to do with the choice of colors or shapes in this illustration.)

If the geniuses in you haven’t figured it out already, I am talking about the party game called Spin The Bottle.

Spin The Bottle is usually played with a bottle.

The bottle is usually spun.

Players sit in a circle but do not spin.

The bottle is spun by a player, and the spinning player player who spins the bottle will have to kiss the player who the bottle is pointing at. This player then has to spin the bottle.

WHOA, DID YOU SAY THAT THERE WAS KISSING?

Now, on to less exciting matters. Statistics.


Ideally, everyone should sit in a perfect circle, perfectly spaced apart, to give everyone the same random chance of getting pointed at by the bottle. The further away from the circle, the lesser your sector is. Hence, those sitting in the corners of a room are less likely to be infected with cooties!

I am a self-proclaimed champion of fairness and justice, and I believe that everyone should have a fair chance. I plead all of you who organize parties and play such games to ensure the perfectness of the circle.

Spin Doctors


Then, there is also another lesser-known way of turning the chances to/against your favor; spinning the bottle such that it would stop off the center of the circle.

The black lines cut off sectors, and as you can see, there is a 50% chance that the four players to the top of the graphic will be pointed at. Players who spin may intentionally spin it such to/against his/her favor.

I thus ask gamemasters to ensure that the bottle is spun on the center, and stays in the center. Punishment to players who intend to put a spin on things would be, perhaps, to get kissed by the gamemaster. Ideally, the gamemaster should have bad breath, braces and be unattractive. All the more incentive for the gamemaster to spot spin doctors and corner huggers!

Rocktober

Once again, pictures from the 12th October 2006 edition of Moonshine.


Tan Sei Hon, acoustic singer-songwriter.


Lightcraft, indie pop darlings.


Guess which band this is!


Yep, it’s Rhapsody, now with a funky soloing guitarist, funky-basslining-bassist, and Jimmy of Tempered Mental (not in picture).


Tragicomedy, singing songs from his album, Songs That Won’t Sell… which is ironically, (credible) pop rock songs that will sell.


My attempts to replicate the distortion of a wide 27mm lens, by doing the angle bit of it. (You can brag that your kit-lens-wearing Nikon d70s/Canon 350D does 18mm… but sir/maam, it’s 27mm after throwing in the crop factor.)


Stoned Revivals from Singapore plays funky jazz rock. Somewhat progressive, with very interesting chord progressions.


…though technically, he’s from Men Under Zero Effort, a Malaysian band, and he plays octave/fifth-ful basslines on guitar.


…so is this drummer, also from Men Under Zero Effort.


We (I always fail to identify who I went to a gig with but is it relevant?) were sitting inside, and were chased out at 2am as Laundry Bar was closing. Outside, we found this on a table. Seems like some people couldn’t wait. In case anyone wonders, it is not the prophylactic itself; it is a ring that clips on and vibrates for 20 minutes, with a sealed battery inside.

Just as soon as I thought I finished posting all the gig pictures, here comes another event:

What: Project Bazooka
Where: Laundry Bar, The Curve
Who: Dragon Red (my favorite Malaysian nu-metal band), Edge Of Fire (channels falsetto hard rock), Seven (funk/jazz fusion with saxophone)
When: 9:30pm, 19th October 2006
How Much: FREE ENTRY! Just buy me a drink. 😀

More details here.

Yes I’m going; I’ve never truly headbanged at Laundry Bar because there wasn’t anything really intense to mosh to, but Dragon Red is hard enough. *cracks neck*

How to make compressed HDR images in Adobe Photoshop 7.0/CS

Ever taken night scenes, only to be frustrated how the pictures turned out? If the buildings were dark, you’d increase the EV setting to make it brighter… but the lights would become too bright. If you decreased the EV setting to show the beautiful lamps, the buildings would disappear into blackness!

Fortunately, there is a way around it, by shooting the same scene, with different EV settings, and combining the best of those pictures. This trick is commonly known as HDR (though it isn’t technically correct.)

Photoshop CS2 already has a HDR function built in, but CS2 seems to be quite the memory hog, so I kept to Photoshop CS. Still, it is doable with a little effort.


First off, get a tripod.


Pick a nice dark place with lots of highlights and shadows.


Put camera on tripod, on self-timer, on a long exposure. Remember not to move the camera or risk screwing up your shot like so!

If a scene needs 2 seconds to expose properly, shoot one at 4 times its length (8 seconds) and one shot 1/4th of its length (0.5 seconds). If your camera does not have an adjustable shutter speed, just shoot one shot normally, one shot with the EV at +2, and one shot with the EV at -2.


Load all the pictures in Photoshop.


Click on the second brightest image. Ctrl-A (Select All) and then Ctrl-C (Copy) it. Click on the brightest image. Press Ctrl-V (Paste). In the Layers bar, choose Difference, so you can align the image over it. Once done, change the blending mode back to Normal. Ctrl-A (Select All) and then Ctrl-Shift-C (Copy Merged) on the top-most layer.


Click on Add vector mask to add a vector mask.


Hold down the Alt key while clicking inside the white box (the vector mask). Press Ctrl-V (Paste).


Do the same for the next darker image until all of them are on one image.

If you’re more experienced with Photoshop, adjust the Levels of the vector mask (right after pasting the vector mask). This allows greater control over how much of the lights seep through.

You can also copy any image with lots of shadows and highlights, and do the same method onto itself, to decrease the difference between highlights and shadows.


Finished product, with a bit of tweaking. Remember to crop off the edges where the pictures do not align!


Another example, by the pool.


Masjid Jamek (gotta work on the saturation a bit.)


Click on the image for a bigger version.


Of course, you could camp around for the right time when the lights turn on, but the building is still lit by sky light.


Asia’s largest high court.


Giant leaves.


A pathway to the balcony. All pictures (except Masjid Jamek) shot at Hartamas Regency.

Reflecting


If cockroaches can survive nuclear holocausts, urinals should not be a problem.


The lazy way to get a group picture.


Through a red filter with motion blur.


Objects that are brighter beyond the red filter will shine through as red.


Oh man, what am I going to do?


Escalator turned travelator with the help of slow shutter speeds.


Reflecting in a jam.


By the pool, alternate orientation.


What do you call an escalator that is not working? Stairs!

Rock To When?


One 8th of October 2006, I went for Octoven, a gig in Jamasia out of nothing-to-do-ness, and shot all these shots with my Fujifilm Digital Q1 manual-focus infrared-modded camera. I took only the green channel, being the least noisy (I shot without a filter that blocks normal light, so the infrared was mixed with the lights which were mostly reds and blues.)


Reza Salleh And The Fumakillas. Clockwise from top-left: Melina, from Tempered Mental; Stephanie, from Ground Xero; Hanafi, who rocked harder than I’ve ever seen than in Estranged, complete with wails and funky space effects; Reza Salleh the acoustic singer-songwriter turned alternative rocker (though was he was from there to begin with? I don’t know.)


Top-left: Vima of Qings & Kueens, also the funny emcee; bottom-left: Kevin Theseira on bass; right: Paul shreds at the speed of light to their brand of royal rock and roll. (Speaking of which, I prefer their older stuff, which they don’t seem to play anymore.)


The Great Spy Experiment from Singapore was next. The Strokes and Bloc Party would have been name-dropped by the audience, as they performed solid indie pop. The frontman/guitarist’s strap broke, but he continued rocking, knee bracing his guitar! (Until a strap was lent to him.)

Two Years Pass My Ears


A change is coming, and those of you who hop over to Laundry Bar for Moonshine will see it. What better way to show The Before than to take dramatic off-camera-light-type shots? (Strobist is an excellent blog about off-camera lighting techniques.)


October 11th, 2006 marks the second year anniversary of me not getting a haircut. (Okay, so I did get my sideburns evened out…)

Project Rock-it

Here’s to some oversaturated rock show pictures. Specifically that of Project Bazooka’s, at Laundry Bar, one 21st of September 2006.


Looong exposure, with someone walking past.


Seen a lash? SURE!


Check out the pickguard! Telebury and their jangly indie-pop. The sound does get repetitive after 3 songs featuring those cutesy single-note riffs.


Khai-Lee shows us how to enjoy a rock show; with ease… and slippers.


SingleTrackMind, doing quite a few rock ballad covers.


Solid band, but for some reason did not hit it with the audience.


One Buck Short, a punk rock band I saw the previous Thursday.


Count the frets!

I think I’ve finally honed the gamma levels to look nearly oversaturated, with (darker) dark mids on a CRT monitor at maximum brightness, while looking decently saturated with dark mids looking… dark on a minimum brightness LCD monitor. A compromise between both brightness levels, though technically, my CRT is calibrated properly, and I haven’t figured out how to calibrate correct gamma on the office’s Radeon X300 video cards connected to LCD monitors. Are these pictures too dark/bright for you? Leave a comment.

The Sky Was Blue

…now I am blue.

So these pictures will have to do.

I shall do this in the style of The Pink Frog, with some connectivity in the story.


Remember before the haze?


When you could spot Genting from near my house?


Where KL was clear? (This is Masjid Jamek.)


Colors were nicely saturated (okay so this doesn’t count because it’s indoors.)


Shooting with a polarizer through a car window gave the sky a cheery color!


Crossed polarizers gave Kingsley‘s yard a hint of purple.


But alas! A freakish square-shaped cloud was brewing!


We’re down, dude. No power, dude.


Birds were getting confused by this weather change. “Have you seen my flock?


Grab… my… branch… we… will… survive…


The next day, I found the skies amazingly blue upon coming up the KLCC PUTRA LRT station to take a bus to Bintang Walk. The haze hadn’t kicked in yet.


Finally, somebody appreciates me and doesn’t treat me like a Siamese twin!


Dude, I am your half-brother.


Yes, I was here a while, since the bus drivers were breaking fast and would only resume at 7:30pm.


Coca Cabana!


The Maxis Tower, with the eyelet, reminds me of Quake 1’s grenade launcher for some reason.


And this looks like the Thunderbolt/Lightning Gun, also from Quake 1.


For some reason this looks like it was shot on film.


Fujifilm should pay me. Maybe in ISO400 chrome film. Or a Fujifilm S3 UVIR, which can shoot infrared without modifications.


…or at least in mooncakes. I love mooncakes. This was shot on mooncake festival evening.

Niii Can’t

Little knew that I bought William‘s old Nikon Coolpix 2200 camera to modify, into an auto-focus infrared-enabled camera!

From left to right, top to bottom:

  • The Nikon Coolpix 2200, with 3x zoom and a variety of scene modes e.g. Landscape which would be the closest thing to focus at infinity and a dark aperture.
  • It is also the same size as my Canon Powershot A520. Minus the manual controls, sadly, or even an adjustable ISO sensitivity! I detest Nikon for discarding manual controls on entry-level cameras, when it used to have it.
  • I opened it up, and touched the flash capacitor at least three times, getting a nice numbing zap each time.
  • Spot the SD card slot!
  • The auto-focus gears.
  • The cursed item – the infrared-blocking filter!
  • Upon reassembling, I found it very challenging to reinsert the circuit combs.
  • The optical viewfinder is dusty.
  • The infrared-blocking filter, removed.
  • The tripod mount, plastic, but at least it is not part of the camera. Fazri would appreciate this!

So what happened to it? Why don’t you see me carrying it around?

I killed it. I popped in batteries and a SD card, and it didn’t turn on.

Upon reassembling it, I found two extra pieces that I could not figure where it belonged to/dropped out from. I also had three extra screws!

For some reason, Nikon and I just don’t get along well. I’ve held a Nikon D70s which randomly refused to focus despite having a bright f1.8 lens, and not too dark conditions. I’ve also touched Paul‘s new D80, which had some weird inability to autofocus until he reset something. Not to mention that I am not a fan of the D50’s noise levels, or Nikon’s mellower colors, or the fact that Nikon is not playing catch up or bothering to include newer features the same way Canon did when they came out with the 400D.

At the moment, I guess my manual focus infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 will have to do.