I don’t know what I’m looking for
I haven’t found my bullet absorber
I’ll go berserk when I open the door
My teammates should all take cover
And this is not a homicide you see
It’s not a rampage nor a killing spree
It’s a battle between two raging clans
So why aren’t the police making plans?

And I’m losing shoot-em-up games
I’m losing my guns again
I’m losing my armour
Losing my life in pain

I only know where I can get weapons
And some ammo to waste on resistance
I know I should have used a smaller gun
Because I was clumsy my lowly score went down by one
I had misjudged that I could jump that far
Over a burning furnace of lava
Next time I won’t jump from the tenth storey
My corpse was there and it was so gory

And I’m losing shoot-em-up games
I’m losing my guns again
And I’m losing shoot-em-up games
I’m losing my guns again
I’m throwing a grenade
A suicide quick instead
I’m losing shoot-em-up games
I’m losing my guns again
I’ve tried
I’ve died
My score has not gained
I’m losing so badly
I’m losing not to an enemy

Somewhere there’s cooking
It’s already strong-smelling
Oh and it’s rising from the back of your yard
You never could get fit
Unless you threw your pit
Now you’re here with this health hazard
But you’re not skinny and the belt marks
All those places when you had a binge
You’ve never said yucks
The sounds of cries and the
Echoes of hunger will make you cringe

Chorus:
Yes everything is food
And everything tastes good
And everything looks nice to you
No matter what your mood
It has all the ripe smells
To your nose no stench repels
So what if it’s sticky goo
You still think it sells

You’re waiting for someone
To serve you your dinner
You’re waiting for someone
Who shares your palate
There’s always another course to devour
There’s always something more you wish you ate

Chorus

But you won’t eat light
You want one more bite
Is that too much to ask for more
You think that it’s right
To eat what’s in sight
Even though it fell on the floor
Out of the oven onto your big plate
Past the nations with malnutrition
You eat oh so often like it was your fate
You believe you’re the one who’s the chosen

Chorus

You said everything is food
You said everything tastes good
You said everything looks nice to you
No matter what your mood
It has all the ripe smells
To your nose no stench repels
So what if it’s sticky goo
You still think it sells
Sells
You still do

Backstabbing brings you into another world
Stab and stab again
I’ve made up many insults to hurl
Cos’ I have many reputations I must stain
If there’s a rumour which you have just read
It’s big news because I helped it spread

Refrain:
So let’s fake it
Let’s make up something
Come on let’s all cheat
Let’s be misleading

Chorus:
Dare you call me liar
Your pants will burst in fire
Dare you call me liar
You tell falsehoods for hire

Although I would like a world of truth
It helps me to appreciate them who won’t be boss
But my friend, I’d rephrase my words to soothe
If I could make feelings to be for my cause
The only reason I’m pissed
Is I’m not as good as I was

Refrain
Chorus
Refrain

All lies and I feel like I’m honest for the very first line
Told lies, my wrongdoings are covered up – the blame’s not mine (X2)

Chorus (X2)

Chorus:
If you’re from above
And you gave me all your love
Would that convert me
And if all that you knew
Isn’t just about a few
Would you die to me
Hanging painfully

So who you wanna heal
Make friends with those who steal
Don’t you know you’re sharing with cheaters your meal
Show me who are you now cos’ I can’t picture you
And you refused to even play around or fool
You said that we could stay up there like eternally
(See that’s what you told me, that’s what you said)
And up there you rule
Over the whole wide kingdom, wow that’s cool
If you really are from above

Chorus

You said you were his son
And you’ve never had some fun
And before you are done, you’re on the run
Since you’re positive, the mob you will forgive
That’s what I call true love – they get on your nerve, yeah
I know you were being persecuted
And you were not supported
(You were being muted and your teachings silenced)
So before you rise tears come to my eyes
You did this for our lies
Who could live your life but you

Chorus (X2)

Verse I:
You and her, you think that you are more than friends
And she likes you as though she likes split ends
But you, you think too much of one night stands
I’m here to warn you daily you two won’t be holding hands

Refrain:
Correct me if I am wrong
Your phone calls are really long
Don’t underestimate me dear
I’ll make you sorry you called her
You don’t answer any other phone call
For you she’ll never fall
Don’t call her daily

Chorus:
You got another phone call that will never do
I know who you’re trying to woo
It’s time you knew she feels uneasy
She’s not that crazy

Behind your ear grows green fungus
You chat even whenever you’re in unconsciousness
Without a call mmm you can’t survive
But didn’t momma ever tell you to hang up and drive

Refrain
Chorus
Verse I
Refrain
Chorus (X2)

If I’ve lost again today
Tomorrow then I shall pay
If I get too poor resume play
The next round shall be okay
If I need some of your cash again
Give me more to fix this pain
When you think I’m going insane
I’ll grow cash using my brain

Refrain:
Shouldn’t be so complicated
Just gamble and then
Just gamble again

Chorus:
Can you help me to bet
I’m so sure that I will win
Though chances are quite thin
Soon dough will flow in
And this is how I have been
Hoping on my bet

If I couldn’t bribe the horses
I’ll buy and sell at boarses
Could you sympathize – my last shot
I know you think I win a lot
I started out clean just playing cards
With diehards
Learnt the game’s innards

Chorus

Start bidding now
On soccer matches
Or on how the plot hatches
Place your bets now
Keep betting on until I’m completely penniless

Refrain
Chorus

Without ever winning
Hell, I’ll go try cheating

Can you help me to bet
I’m so sure that I will win
Though chances are quite thin
Yeah, soon dough will flow in
And this is how I have been
Hoping on my bet

I thought I saw a man with no life
He’s alone, doesn’t know why
And desperate for a wife
He showed me what was good to buy
Socially speaking, that man was a bore
He didn’t seem to know, he didn’t seem to care
That his eyes were sore
He was dirty to the core
There’s nothing but those thoughts in him
He works his eyes at the gym
That’s what’s going on
My friend’s into pr0n

Chorus:
He puts in the tape
This is what I see
Those people have no shame
Lying naked on the floor
Before he drools he’d gape
At this crazed orgy
I tell him it’s lame
But then he tells me that there is more
He’s sick in the head
Cos’ he’s into pr0n

So I guess the psychologist’s right
Should’ve seen all those symptoms
That he shows day and night
A spot-check reveals packs of condoms
I don’t know just where they suck
I don’t quite know how they’re worn
There’s just so many spots
That they can touch in pr0n

Chorus

pr0n
There’s nothing in his head but that
He’s even aroused by a cat
That’s what’s going on
My friend’s into pr0n

Chorus

He puts in the tape
This is what I see
Those people have no shame
Lying naked on the floor
Before he drools he’d gape
At this crazed orgy
I tell him it’s lame
But then he tells me that there is more
He takes out the tape
Or the VCD
I thought that he would change
But he just changed to part three
He’s a little strange
My friend’s into pr0n
pr0n

Swinger of mine
Tell me what have you seen
You know I can’t close my eyes
The whole film’s not censored
Swinger of mine
Take me back to the gay
Yeah when I was still your virgin boy
Then before you went astray

I remember blue flicks helping you lick
I loved the way you made me high
I loved it just for the kicks
You would take me to the pornie
Staying away from the bitch
You would make me kiss their faces
Trying to give a sales pitch

Swinger of mine
Tell me what did you do when you had the girl beside you then
But you did not seem to know
Swinger of mine
Tell me what do you see
When you look back in history
Whose virginity?

I was freezing cold too raw to know how
Was it easy for me to be a strip dancer in a bad neighborhood
Sometimes you’d send me a porn picture
Telling me what’s the deal
But I never was good as you were
Like, you knew how to kneel

Swinger gave me away
Don’t know why until today
We were not okay
We were on the display
To both our dismay
I’m sorry for the delay

Swinger gave me away – we gave up anyway
Swinger licked away – swinger took it away
Swinger swung away – my happy times went away
Yeah yeah oh yeah

Swinger of mine
Tell me what have you seen
Yeah I can’t close my eyes or it would get swallowed
Swinger of mine
Tell me how do you sleep
When the condoms you abandoned become AIDS for you to keep
I will try to be safe on you is my whole blame
I will always have STD’s – should have known it had came
Now I am a grown up
But I’d rather not beg
I don’t even have a broken cup
Don’t want to be a fag

Swinger walked away – swinger made me astray
Swinger made me pay – I was broke then anyway
Swinger screwed my day for I had no right to say
Swinger ripped away then he taught me his way
Swinger loved his way so he taught his way
Then he walked away

Chorus:
I wish you would come to school much more often
You could lose marks for being the one who was always absent
And if you do not like to see books again
I would understand it drives you insane

He has it thick for facial hair
Could say it’s better than being bare
No rules it had complied
We’re bored to death he’ll steal us a fish
The teacher’s left – great, but we’re wimpish
Who knows what’s inside
Well everyone I know has got an idea
They say, “Throw the cow away”

I wish you would stop from eating so much beef
You could get thrashed your party crashed and lose some of your teeth
And you better not dare cross paths in the rain
Watch out for his horns or drop in the drain

Watch out for his tail, it’s swarming with fleas
He’ll infect you with mad cow disease
From you mouth bursts foam
He’s got an Elvis cut that’s out of style
They’ve snipped it off on the floor a pile
And then, and then he runs home
Everyone knows who to find for blue stars smoking cigars
You can find him with the bars

Chorus

I would understand – throw those VCD’s away
I wish you would stop it cos’ that’ll be your end
I would understand

Every morning
There’s that bugger standin’ by the rear end of my sore red derriere
He knows I hate it but I’m forced to let it in there
Until I buy his six-pack of beer
Couldn’t take it out – lubricate with cream
Once again as predicted that it hurt so much that I scream
‘Cause it tore the seam
Something’s got me itching
Made me start the scratching
I can’t stand the pain
Didn’t say we could do it – you knew but you just did it again
That bugger say

Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
It gets stuck up
Shut the door bugger don’t scream so loud
Aaahh…
This always goes wrong – this takes too long
I don’t feel okay this is not the way
Every morning
There’s a bugger trying not to wake me
From my half-unconscious state
I know it’s his idea and I know he thinks I like it
But I prefer that he mast the bed
Something’s so relieving when you start removing
Makes you aroused again
Said we shouldn’t do it I know you wanna do it again

Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
When I wake up
Hit the door baby don’t hit on me
Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
My coffee cup
It feels so sticky – I don’t know, icky?
He always sticks it up my rear – oh dear
He always licks it up with cheer
Every morning…
There’s a slient moaning from the earshot of my really sleepy head
Of course it’s not me but I’ll see
If I can escape for the weekend or else I’ll be dead
Wet the door hey you’re too absurd
Every morning… Every morning…
Lesions, bruises
Get the first aid now I just don’t care how
Every morning… Every morning…
I don’t like what he does
Keep it to yourself do that bookshelf
Every morning… Every morning…