Backstabbing brings you into another world
Stab and stab again
I’ve made up many insults to hurl
Cos’ I have many reputations I must stain
If there’s a rumour which you have just read
It’s big news because I helped it spread

Refrain:
So let’s fake it
Let’s make up something
Come on let’s all cheat
Let’s be misleading

Chorus:
Dare you call me liar
Your pants will burst in fire
Dare you call me liar
You tell falsehoods for hire

Although I would like a world of truth
It helps me to appreciate them who won’t be boss
But my friend, I’d rephrase my words to soothe
If I could make feelings to be for my cause
The only reason I’m pissed
Is I’m not as good as I was

Refrain
Chorus
Refrain

All lies and I feel like I’m honest for the very first line
Told lies, my wrongdoings are covered up – the blame’s not mine (X2)

Chorus (X2)

If I’ve lost again today
Tomorrow then I shall pay
If I get too poor resume play
The next round shall be okay
If I need some of your cash again
Give me more to fix this pain
When you think I’m going insane
I’ll grow cash using my brain

Refrain:
Shouldn’t be so complicated
Just gamble and then
Just gamble again

Chorus:
Can you help me to bet
I’m so sure that I will win
Though chances are quite thin
Soon dough will flow in
And this is how I have been
Hoping on my bet

If I couldn’t bribe the horses
I’ll buy and sell at boarses
Could you sympathize – my last shot
I know you think I win a lot
I started out clean just playing cards
With diehards
Learnt the game’s innards

Chorus

Start bidding now
On soccer matches
Or on how the plot hatches
Place your bets now
Keep betting on until I’m completely penniless

Refrain
Chorus

Without ever winning
Hell, I’ll go try cheating

Can you help me to bet
I’m so sure that I will win
Though chances are quite thin
Yeah, soon dough will flow in
And this is how I have been
Hoping on my bet

Chorus:
If you’re from above
And you gave me all your love
Would that convert me
And if all that you knew
Isn’t just about a few
Would you die to me
Hanging painfully

So who you wanna heal
Make friends with those who steal
Don’t you know you’re sharing with cheaters your meal
Show me who are you now cos’ I can’t picture you
And you refused to even play around or fool
You said that we could stay up there like eternally
(See that’s what you told me, that’s what you said)
And up there you rule
Over the whole wide kingdom, wow that’s cool
If you really are from above

Chorus

You said you were his son
And you’ve never had some fun
And before you are done, you’re on the run
Since you’re positive, the mob you will forgive
That’s what I call true love – they get on your nerve, yeah
I know you were being persecuted
And you were not supported
(You were being muted and your teachings silenced)
So before you rise tears come to my eyes
You did this for our lies
Who could live your life but you

Chorus (X2)

Verse I:
You and her, you think that you are more than friends
And she likes you as though she likes split ends
But you, you think too much of one night stands
I’m here to warn you daily you two won’t be holding hands

Refrain:
Correct me if I am wrong
Your phone calls are really long
Don’t underestimate me dear
I’ll make you sorry you called her
You don’t answer any other phone call
For you she’ll never fall
Don’t call her daily

Chorus:
You got another phone call that will never do
I know who you’re trying to woo
It’s time you knew she feels uneasy
She’s not that crazy

Behind your ear grows green fungus
You chat even whenever you’re in unconsciousness
Without a call mmm you can’t survive
But didn’t momma ever tell you to hang up and drive

Refrain
Chorus
Verse I
Refrain
Chorus (X2)

All day long I hear teachers rattling on
Without memorizing the facts’ suddenly gone
Trying to hard to shove stuff in your brain
It’s too crammed – hurts so much oh, the pain

Chorus:
The frown on your face lets me know that you’re flunking
There’s a fear in your eyes saying you won’t be passing
Cos’ you are braindead – examiner says it’s your last call
You fail the test when you do nothing at all

Out of nowhere comes these boybands stealing your heart
You’re doing usual rounds – they’re in your shopping cart
They’re coming here? Or is it just your dreams
Life revolves around them so it seems

Chorus (x2)

You fail the test when you do nothing at all (x6)
The wrath that you faced, remarks from teachers
Social life erased, you’re grounded all your school years

Go on close the curtains
Ccos’ what you need is privacy
You know we hate your deodorants
That you wear proudly
Well we know you have tooth decay
And how I wish you were okay
So take this soap and this shampoo
Clean your deposits of goo

Chorus:
Bathe tonight
Your toes used to be pink
Look properly
You missed a spot I think
Bathe tonight
Brush your teeth on the sink
Cos’ otherwise
Otherwise you would stink

There’s your so-called attire
With smells of morning after
Tommorrow you’re still wearing those
Slackers I suppose
People say to you goodbye
My friend please understand why
Don’t you know you really smell
And how I wish that you could tell

chorus

Your breath repels, they all run away
You’ll wish that some, that some would stay
Don’t you know they gotta go
Don’t you wish they said hello

chorus x2

I hope that you’ll be clean
Hygienic’s what I mean
And white teeth with a sheen
That I’d like to have seen

Every morning
There’s that bugger standin’ by the rear end of my sore red derriere
He knows I hate it but I’m forced to let it in there
Until I buy his six-pack of beer
Couldn’t take it out – lubricate with cream
Once again as predicted that it hurt so much that I scream
‘Cause it tore the seam
Something’s got me itching
Made me start the scratching
I can’t stand the pain
Didn’t say we could do it – you knew but you just did it again
That bugger say

Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
It gets stuck up
Shut the door bugger don’t scream so loud
Aaahh…
This always goes wrong – this takes too long
I don’t feel okay this is not the way
Every morning
There’s a bugger trying not to wake me
From my half-unconscious state
I know it’s his idea and I know he thinks I like it
But I prefer that he mast the bed
Something’s so relieving when you start removing
Makes you aroused again
Said we shouldn’t do it I know you wanna do it again

Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
When I wake up
Hit the door baby don’t hit on me
Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
My coffee cup
It feels so sticky – I don’t know, icky?
He always sticks it up my rear – oh dear
He always licks it up with cheer
Every morning…
There’s a slient moaning from the earshot of my really sleepy head
Of course it’s not me but I’ll see
If I can escape for the weekend or else I’ll be dead
Wet the door hey you’re too absurd
Every morning… Every morning…
Lesions, bruises
Get the first aid now I just don’t care how
Every morning… Every morning…
I don’t like what he does
Keep it to yourself do that bookshelf
Every morning… Every morning…

Lazy
Lately I’m so lethargic
You got me resting
And it’s chronic
Snoring is my trademark sound
It’s time for snoozing
Annoyances are frowned
Everytime you disturb me
My heart beasts a bit
Then I grunt softly

Chorus:
You know I’m lazy
I love to sleep
I’m so not bothered
Your talk is cheap
Oooh lazy but it feels alright
Because thinking of work
Lulls me day and night

Tell them don’t give me more chores
That I have suffered so many sores
Tell them don’t add to my load
I know I’m wasting my time in this mode
Everytime I see them plan
I must evade it
And so I ran

Chorus

You know I’m lazy
Sleepy
Oooh lazy
Stop!

You know I’m lazy lately
I don’t know and I don’t care
Oooh come morning feels groggy
When I think of the day keeps me so cranky

Chorus

Sleepy lazy lazy

You know I’m lazy
But it feels alright
Because thinking of work
Lulls me day and night

Chorus:
I wish you would come to school much more often
You could lose marks for being the one who was always absent
And if you do not like to see books again
I would understand it drives you insane

He has it thick for facial hair
Could say it’s better than being bare
No rules it had complied
We’re bored to death he’ll steal us a fish
The teacher’s left – great, but we’re wimpish
Who knows what’s inside
Well everyone I know has got an idea
They say, “Throw the cow away”

I wish you would stop from eating so much beef
You could get thrashed your party crashed and lose some of your teeth
And you better not dare cross paths in the rain
Watch out for his horns or drop in the drain

Watch out for his tail, it’s swarming with fleas
He’ll infect you with mad cow disease
From you mouth bursts foam
He’s got an Elvis cut that’s out of style
They’ve snipped it off on the floor a pile
And then, and then he runs home
Everyone knows who to find for blue stars smoking cigars
You can find him with the bars

Chorus

I would understand – throw those VCD’s away
I wish you would stop it cos’ that’ll be your end
I would understand

Bad hairdo that I wish you saw
It’s against fashion police law
Don’t you know they’ll arrest you cos’

Refrain:
With birds you’ll share
With birds you’ll share this bad hairdo and (X2)

Styled it up against the norm
Young, you thought it was a delicate form
I’m warning you that it’s uncouth
So please wake up and face the truth cos’

Chorus:
With birds you’ll share this bad hairdo and (X3)

Hair loss in a bathroom stall
Things don’t seem to go your way at all
Trends you try make you bald cos’

Refrain

Your mane stood with a show of hues
It attracts insects to fuse and
If it was mine I would choose
To remove it before someone sues and

Chorus

Bad hairdo that I wish you saw
It’s against fashion police law
Don’t you know they’ll arrest you cos’

Chorus